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Springtime Realignment

In which I eat my way out my problems

May 9 • Carpetblogger

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April 2026

Trump Trumped by a Central Asian Dictator

It sounded absurd in 2005 when I wrote it

Apr 30 • Carpetblogger

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Bee Intern

The burden of celebrity is heavy.

Apr 26 • Carpetblogger

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B-TSD

I invite tens of thousands of angry guests to my house

Apr 19 • Carpetblogger

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Good Museum, Bad Museum

I got mad at a museum

Apr 5 • Carpetblogger

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March 2026

Ask Carpetblogger: How did you spend the winter?

The answer may surprise you.

Mar 31 • Carpetblogger

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Gas Party At Mine!

The best investment I've made lately

Mar 17 • Carpetblogger

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February 2026

Things I Found in America...

...that are hard, if not impossible, to find in Europe. Click to see if I got some content from the Tri-States'* Hottest Cowboy (in 1986). *Which three…

Feb 21 • Carpetblogger

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January 2026

Ask Carpetblogger: How did you find your Italy house?

One of my guiding principles is you don’t know how far is too far until you go too far.

Jan 27 • Carpetblogger

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RIP Köfte Airlines

Tekırdağ's landmark gets a rebrand and we're not happy about it.

Jan 11 • Carpetblogger

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December 2025

Carpetblog's Best of 2025

Greetings from the bottom of the barrel

Dec 26, 2025 • Carpetblogger

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A Carpetblog Christmas

A Festivus Miracle

Dec 23, 2025 • Carpetblogger

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